Thursday, November 26, 2009

Bon Voyage Le Toux

Well hell. Of all the players that Philly could have took and they selected Le Toux! From his USL days to his US Open cup performances as a MLS Sounder he was class, hustle and determination.

I am guessing that one of the reasons he was allowed to go unprotected was that he was signed by the MLS Sounders before Sigi was hired. Le Toux probably didn't fit into Sigi's system but was already under contract so Sigi had to fit him in where he could. Le Toux had always been a forward for the USL Sounders. Scoring 24 goals in 54 appearances, he was always an opportunistic goal scorer creating many of his goals from sheer hustle. I think many of us remember watching him hassle defenders when he could have easily jogged back up the pitch. Playing midfield this year allowed him even more room to run but it was obvious that it wasn't his position.

The New York Times, commenting about the draft said that "...Although the league prominently featured the selections of striker Alejandro Moreno (Columbus) and defender Shavar Thomas (Chivas USA) in its news release, perhaps the most savvy pick by Union Coach Peter Nowak was Sebastien Le Toux. The French midfielder/forward, who coincidentally was the first player signed by Seattle before it began play in M.L.S. in 2009, is a skillful and tireless runner who played in 28 regular-season matches for the Sounders."

So it seems that others have valued LeToux as much as we (the fans) have. It's too bad that he didn't fit into Sigi's system and I am hoping that he gets a chance to showcase in Philadelphia what he did for the USL Sounders. Lets find out what number Le Toux will be wearing on opening day and offer up our tribute. I suspect that the Brougham End will show their support as well.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Le Toux Croux


It's a crappy photo since it was getting dark and I didn't use the flash.  But here is Le Toux drawing up a play in the corner with Zakuani.

You can argue that a backup midfielder can be found, and I'm sure that's true.  But I think we have a worse team today than we did yesterday.  He was clutch in the open cup, and I still think he would shine if given more minutes at forward.  Hopefully, he'll get that chance in Philly.

My favorite memory is of him signing autographs and posing for photos while we watched the US vs Brazil on the jumbotron.  The second half was delayed until after the Sounders game, and he stayed on the field slowly working his way around the stadium the entire time.

Should have made the Le Toux Croux sign when I had the chance.

Adieu LeToux

This one hurts...think LeToux was the only thing from France that I liked, well, except for French Fries but aren't they from Belgium or something? And maybe the wine...and bread and cheese... Anyway, I digress. This is a very sad occasion for any Sounders fan, particularly those of us familiar with the team in the USL days. I will never forget Seba's all around efforts and tremendous work rate. While he seemed to fade as the year went, he excelled in the Open Cup run. My best Seba memory is the Open Cup match against Dynamo at Starfire. There was a group of us at the corner where Seba and Zak literally drew up a "give and go" that was right out of the playground...those of you who were there will know exactly the play I'm talking about. It was a thing of beauty.

Thinking about it, he will probably do really well in Philly. He seemed to defer to Freddie almost to a fault so coming into a club where he will be expected to carry more responsibility may bring out the best in him. Here's hoping he gets a better contract there. I know that he will be the one Philly player that I will actually cheer for on opening day next year.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

I'm Gonna Block That Strategy

Given the chance to raid other teams' leftovers, here would be my picks...
Chicago: Chris Rolfe F (95k)
Colorado: Jordan Harvey D (50k)
Columbus: Emilio Renteria F (90k) and I would love, love, love to see him in Rave Green
DC: Devon McTavish M/D (50k)
Houston: Michael Chabala D (34k)
Kansas City: Kevin Hartman K (165k)
LA: Todd Dunivant D (109k)
RSL: Andy Williams M (84k)
San Jose: Bobby Convey M (222k)
Seattle: Tyson Wahl D (34k)

Grand total 933k, but I had to pass on Amado Guevera and Dave Van Den Bergh both of whom tempted me.

Chances are most will be wrong, but given one mulligan I'd swap Fatboy Slim Hartman for Matt Besler (D - KC, 36k). It's impossible to know how many handshake deals are in place where Philly will NOT pick so-and-so in return for God-knows-what. But these are my picks.

If I were Philadelphia...

As covered on our podcast, Troy and I listed who we would choose in the Expansion Draft tomorrow. Here is my list:

Chicago: Chris Wolfe (100k)
Chivas: Sasha Victorine (135k)
Columbus: Geno Padula (175k)
Houston: Michael Chabala (34k)
Kansas City: Aaron Hohlbein (35k)
Los Angeles: Jovan Kirovski (80k)
New England: Chris Albright (176k)
Salt Lake: Andy Williams (84k)
Seattle: James Riley (73k)
Toronto: Amado Guevara (324k)

Total salary 1.22 million

Seeing as we don't know what the salary cap actually is, that could leave me either seriously depleted or in fine shape moving forward.

I did check on Victorine's injury and as it is a concussion, I am confident I would then take him over Burpo.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Sick and Tired of Being Hassled by the Man


I got busted at the MLS Cup final. If you listen to the Public Address announcements you hear that smoking is permitted on the outside concourses. But not weed. I saw someone cited for just that. Fool. Of course that was not why I was in trouble. I was thrown out of Qwest Field (or The T as I call it) for carrying a sign with "hateful" language.


Despite my brush with the law, I thought the final was a good time. The game started out as a bore but livened up when RSL equalized. From there it picked up nicely, though unfortunatley took was too long to end. Overtime is not my first choice on a school night. Poor Debbie could live without the PKs anytime. Her anxiety aside, I thought it made for a thrilling finish.
Jon and I rolled into town plenty early to cruise through the tent-city that made for a festival-like atmosphere. While a band played, we swam through the crowd to see what was happening beneath the awnings. It wasn't bad. There was a video-game contest of some sort, give-aways, lines galore and some big-name players signing things. We saw Stuart Holden, but didn't get in line for an autograph. I always thought he looked young, but up close he looks even younger - about 14. Dwayne De Rosario was there, again we skipped. Same for Feddy Montero (too long a line) and a couple of people we didn't recognize. We did line up for Pete Vagenas.


His line was very, very short. Plus he's a Sounder, and we recognized him. And he was great. We didn't spend a lot of time chatting, but he agreed to take a prop-filled photo with us a my hateful sign, he even autographed it and gave us a description of playing against Portland. "It was crazy down there, with the chainsaw." Or something similar to that.


The first booth we stopped at let you paint a sign and advertise for Home Depot. I remembered Marty's idea from the opening match - a sign that said "I ALREADY HATE PORTLAND." Mort couldn't make the game so I made the sign in his honor. Carrying around wet paint you have to be pretty careful so I ended up holding it out in front of me. That also allowed people to read it. They loved it. I heard all kinds of laughs, was given a few high-fives, was snarled at by a couple of Portland backers and had my picture taken by quite a few. Including a TV camera. I did not expect so much recognition, but I should have known Portland-hatred runs deep.


It's not so popular with the security crew though. Just inside the stadium we were walking along the inside concourse receiving laughs and good-natured comments until a security gal walked toward us. She cocked her head obviously trying to read my poor penmanship (brushwork?) then told me I couldn't keep the sign because it contained "hateful language." Obviously. I didn't agree with her though, thanks to my problem with authority no-doubt. I think I countered her with the salient point of "You gotta be kidding?" This, surprisingly, didn't sway her.


We briefly debated semantics and she told me I had to throw it away or leave the building. Obviously she was on a power-trip. I wasn't about to toss it, just obstinate, so she escorted me to the door. On the way an RSL fan stopped us to take my photo - I just love that. While stopped she said something about how this shows what a problem the sign could cause. I countered with "Because people like it?" Again, she was unwilling to admit her defeat and we continued to the exit.


As I left the LA fans were marching by so I jumped in line and held the sign over my head. Again, people instantly loved it and many photos were taken. I really don't think the Timbers are going to be very popular in this league. The Galaxy fans entered The T en masse and I found myself alone. I was going back in, there was no doubt, but I had to crack security. I figured the gal would wait for me and jump me again. She had nothing better to do, I knew she was lurking. I saw a couple of options - go in a different door and hope not to run into her again, or go make another sign and hide the hateful one behind it. Then I realised the paint was still wet and it would get ruined if stacked. I didn't want to go back to the car because it was far away so I thought I was going to have to lose my now-beloved sign. Then providence stepped in, in the form of a Whitecaps fan. I ran into a friend and told him of my conundrum. He loved the sign and was parked nearby so we stashed it in his car. Ha!

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Feh

While I may have failed to accurately assess the final score, I think all who watched the game will agree the better team won in Houston.

If the Sounders could've finished, well, they wouldn't be the Sounders now would they? We may have had Houston's number this season, but how often is a team as good as the Dynamo going to give you five in a row?

And from a referee's point of view, Riley's red card...no question. Thought he was gonna get sent-off as soon as he lost the ball and started coming into that challenge, the replay confirmed it for me.

Do I love my Sounders? Heck yeah. Am I proud of them? Heck yeah. Do we need to finish more of our chances? Heck yeah.

The Tribe 131 Sounders Pow Wow Podcast will continue through the playoffs, the MLS Cup and right on through until next season. If you haven't checked it out, we're getting better. And we'll actually be doing minutes of research for not only the expansion draft on November 25 but also the Superdraft (whenever that is).

Friday, November 6, 2009

Exchanging colors

When the Sounders flounder in Houston (and lose by three), I shall be changing my allegiances to Real Salt Lake. Why, you ask? Simple.

I can't support the team which knocked Seattle out of the play-offs.

While I like Preki, the Chivas style of play repulses me.

I despise L.A.

I will not back an Eastern Conference team in the finals (a true one that is).

So, expect to see me in Red and Blue on the 22nd.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Game 1 v. Houston

After a day of contemplation, hand wringing and gnashing of teeth I think I can put a few thoughts down on paper (?).

After a few people came up to me today and gave it the "too bad" or "another game when we didn't score" or "0-0 eh? sounds boring". I found myself replying that I had a great time at the game and enjoyed the match. I didn't have as much pre-game anxiety as I thought I would but that quickly ratcheted up once I walked into Qwest Field. With the crowd was in full voice and the kickoff delayed for the TV start, I found myself getting geeked up past all expectations. "Maybe we can win this! Maybe we are more than an expansion team!"

Well, we are an expansion team and I can't expect everything in the first season, right?

The Sounders played an aggressive game and were obviously the ones taking the initiative. Ianni had two fantastic headers in the first half - one cleared off the line by a defender and the other hitting the crossbar (Marshall who?) and was my vote for Man of the Match. He was aggressive on defense, winning almost everything that came his way. He had poise on the ball and distributed it well. His presence on corner kicks showed that Houston isn't the only team that poses a threat on set pieces.

Houston looked for the counter attack for most of the first half and had a few chances that were close. I suspect that the one drawback to Ianni in the back line was missed communications and assumptions that were made. A couple of times it seemed that the "I got it, no you got it" rule was in effect which led to a couple of blown assignments or missed passes. Luckily Houston couldn't finish their chances.

The second half opened with Houston taking possession of the first 15 minutes and not letting Seattle out of their own end. Only after subbing out Montero for Levesque in the 65th minute did the Sounders find a little *snap* to their game and started to take the game back. The Sounders made a number of chances for themselves but couldn't quite get over the hump.

So no, a 0-0 match wasn't a boring game. I thought it was a good game. Quite entertaining in fact. Enough to make me think we could steal one in Houston.

The tidbits:

Unfortunate officiating. It seems that Salazar was reluctant to get in the way of the game which in turn allowed himself to get in the way of the game. Instead of taking control early he let plays run on that shouldn't have and let fouls go unpunished. (Stat: 18 fouls for Houston, 6 for Seattle). Sometime in the second half Salazar began 'controlling' the game, whistling calls that were not called in the first half. Or just making it up. This frustrated the fans as much as the Sounders. It is somewhat surprising that Ljungberg didn't get his customary yellow for yapping at the ref.

Of all the Houston players, Brad Davis makes me the most nervous. Very nervous.

Of all the Houston players, Luis Angel Landin is the fattest. Why is he their DP? Coming off the bench no less. Has he been hurt? If so I would get him on a treadmill for a few weeks before putting him out on the pitch. Man, what a tub.

Will Brad Evans ever regain his early season form? After a stint with the MNT it seems that Bradley and Co. unlearned everything out of him. This game made me think that he was finally regaining his touch.

Did anyone read Steve Kelley's piece on the game (here)? Christ. Trained monkeys could do better. Am I the only one who finds his stuff tiresome? Like a 'Mad-Lib', just plug in the team name and a hackneyed metaphor or three and voila! Just send to the editor.

Did I mention Ianni as Man of the Match? If he had scored I might have had to bear his child.

I know X-Box paid to advertise everything under the sun but c'mon, open the Hawks Nest!

Will the nick-name "Baby Giraffe" really stick to Nate Jaqua?

So now we wait for nine days for Game 2 v. Houston. I suspect that it will be a little more tense and a more wide-open style of play. We are the expansion team with a great road record with nothing to lose and something to prove.

I am getting geeked up already.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Someone likes us (or something)

Certainly it can't be held too much against me that I want to revel in the fact that someone actually listened to the podcast and chose to add a link to it over on Goal Seattle.com. Someone thinks the job Troy and I have done so far doesn't stink. Well, rock on us!

That said, Troy and I have agreed to try to produce pre-game shows earlier in order to be able to post them well before the match. For the 2010 season, we will also be recording the post-game shows immediately after the match, on the way home from the game (when we travel together -- which is most, but not all, of the time).

Looking to the first play-off match tomorrow, as Keller is broken and Montero is sick, Houston will easily walk out of The T with a 5-0 devastating humiliation of the Sounders. You read it here first.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Playoff Schedule


2009 MLS Cup Playoffs Schedule
All times Eastern; schedule subject to change
Conference Semifinals - Game #1
Eastern Conference
(1) Columbus Crew at (4) Real Salt Lake, Saturday, Oct. 31 - 6 p.m. ET (Regional TV, Direct Kick, MLSnet.com)
(2) Chicago Fire at (3) New England Revolution, Saturday, Oct. 31 - 4 p.m. ET (FSC, FSE)
Western Conference
(1) Los Angeles Galaxy at (4) Chivas USA, Sunday, Nov. 1 - 5 p.m. ET (ESPN2, Deportes)
(2) Houston Dynamo at (3) Seattle Sounders FC, Thursday, Oct. 29 - 10 p.m. ET (ESPN2, Deportes)
Conference Semifinals - Game #2
Eastern Conference
(4) Real Salt Lake at (1) Columbus Crew, Thursday, Nov. 5 - 8 p.m. ET (ESPN2, Deportes)
(3) New England Revolution at (2) Chicago Fire, Saturday, Nov. 7 - 8:30 p.m. ET (FSC, FSE)
Western Conference
(3) Seattle Sounders FC at (2) Houston Dynamo, Sunday, Nov. 8 - 3 p.m. ET (TeleFutura, Regional TV)
(4) Chivas USA at (1) Los Angeles Galaxy, Sunday, Nov. 8 - 7:30 p.m. ET (ESPN2, Deportes)
Conference Championships (times TBD based on match-ups)
Thursday, Nov. 12 (ESPN2, Deportes)
Saturday, Nov. 14 (FSC, FSE)

Meet you at The T

When the Seahawks moved to their new stadium I was approached with the idea of getting season tickets. The team was awful at the time and a ticket could be had for $100. I passed on the opportunity because I didn't want to travel to Seattle that often and eat up my weekends. Years later I changed my mind about a time-eating relationship with I-5, so I am now one of the many season ticket holders for the Sounders. More, I am one of the many, yet fewer, who have my name on the account. Those same names are now affixed permanently to the shared stadium.


If I had been one of those who purchased Seahawk season tickets I might be a bit put-off by the pandering provided to the upstarts. Hell, I'd be both jealous and pissed. The 'Hawks have drawn double the Sounders and have done so for thirty years. But neiner neiner to them. MY name is on the stadium so I'm re-naming it The T. You can call it whatever you like. Qwest, Kingdome, or something after your name. Call it what you will, I'll know what you mean.


Playing in their new stadium the Sounders looked pretty good the other night. Not only did they knock Dallas out of the playoffs but they put an end to the home scoreless jinx. The pandering continued after the game with the crowd being given the Men of The Match. Had I a vote it would have gone to Nate Jaqua instead. Not only did he score the first goal in Seattle since July, but he was in on the play for the winner and he looked terrific playing in the midfield. I know he has his detractors, but I think he's working surprisingly well on the right wing. He's obviously not the fastest guy in the world but his work rate has been phenomenal. Not quite at Sebastian Le Toux's pace, but whose is?


Next up is Houston in the first leg of a home-and-home aggregate goal Western Conference semi-final. Seattle has faced Houston three times this season, once at home, once in Houston and once at Starfire in the U.S. Open Cup. That was the game where Jaqua had his head split open, probably suffered a concussion, kept playing and won over the hearts of a few Tribe members. After that same match Houston's coach, Dominic Kinnear, questioned the validity of Starfire as a match site. Sour grapes.


Having played this opponent three times this season season with two wins and a draw on the road, it begs the question, are they our "bitch" or are they due? Houston is a very good team with players like Pat Onstead, Ricardo Clark, Brad Davis, Brian Ching and Stuart Holden - my pipe dream of an off-season acquisition. They also have Craig Waibel. He's a former Sounder from the A-League days, but you should remember him from his head bonking antics with Freddie Ljungberg in our last meetings. I don't know if he'll get on the pitch for such an important game, but if so remember to boo him avidly.

Friday, October 23, 2009

To the playoffs

If we give up the match tomorrow because we fail to find the back of the net and then Dallas gets into the playoffs while us loyal fans endure a rainy October evening cheer enthusiastically, I shall weep into my beer afterward.

I don't like Dallas. There I wrote it. They scare me. Cunningham scares me. What scares me even more than our inability to score at Qwest is there is no pressure for us to score to make the playoffs. Dallas is going to come at us for 90+ minutes and there is no pressing need for us to even get a draw. I am scared and a full week before Halloween even.

If you haven't been following the Tribe 131 podcast (and according to the stats for the show, you probably aren't), we won't be able to post until after the match tomorrow, so you'll get a pre-game and a post-game at roughly the same time.

Prove me wrong, I dare you.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Charlie Davies out for a while (maybe career)

I was really liking this guy playing up top with Jose and hoping they could work some magic in South Africa.  Now I just hope he can get back to walking.

http://www.prostamerika.com/soundersfc/2009/10/13/charlie-davies-out-of-surgery-but-breaks-tibia-and-femur-latest/

Monday, October 5, 2009

Supernatural Forces are at Work

This past summer some friends (Kevin and Katy) travelled to Pittsburgh for a wedding. They also spent some time traveling around Ohio. At the time I needed electronic advice so naturally I called Kevin. He called me back from Columbus and told me they were passing by Crew Stadium. I told him to spit in the general direction and he obliged. Thus the road was paved for the Sounders' miraculous victory.

With the win, Seattle slapped us nay-sayers upside the head as a reminder to keep the faith. Tough love, but appreciated. According to multiple sources (websites) they now have a 97.5% chance of making the playoffs. Nothing is assured, and I fully expect them to be embarrassed (again) by Kansas City in their next match. This post, however, will NOT be construed as a jinx. If the team chokes blame the chicken bone on an email the team sent us season-ticket holders. I'm glad they are giving us first crack at our seats and I quickly cracked/paid-up. I mention this whole thing to point out another miracle: Jon and I don't have to work on either of the possible home playoff dates. Trust me, that is a miracle.

Some, myself not included, might construe this as divine intervention. I will hold my judgement until such faith is warranted. But I have to believe there was some voodoo juju in Kevin's saliva. How else can you explain such an upset? You can't. I don't know anyone in the KC area to hock a loogie at the Wizards, so we'll have to do the next best thing. Get out your Kevin Harman doll and start poking it with pins. He deserves it, if for no other reason than his hair. If you don't have one, and I can understand if you don't since they sold out so quickly after the first meeting, you can easily make one. Just grab an old doll and bleach its hair badly, call it Fat Boy and you're done.

Zero points for the bozos

In case you were wondering, or haven't yet subscribed to the podcast, the post-game show for the Columbus match (October 3, 2009) is now available.

You can download all our shows via iTunes or directly from libsyn here.

Questions, comments, venomous disagreements, leave a comment here and we'll be sure to point and laugh.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Holy freakin' miracles Tribe!

Apparently not only must I taunt the Sounders to get them to win, but Troy must as well AND we need to speak these things aloud, record them and post them on the interwebs. If you need proof, check out our pre-game show for last night's match, right here.

We will be recording a post-game celebratory love-fest later and I will undoubtedly let you know through here.

One thing I need to put in print, GBS, WTF? You cost me 2 points!

Friday, October 2, 2009

Last week's postgame

Yeah, we know we took a while to produce a post-game for the New England match, but really, can you blame us?

Anyhow, here it be: all of the shows so far.

And we've already recorded the pre-game for the Columbus match AND introduced a fun new game to play, so all you Tribe who are looking to prove how amazing your foresight is had best send in your predictions if you want to be considered worthy.

Predictions need to include, final score, goal scorers for each side (and if a player is to net more than one, that must also be included). Results will be made on the post-game show.

Good luck.

Seattle bid for the World Cup

If you want the World cup to have a chance at coming to Seattle, fill out the petition

http://www.gousabid.com/city/local/SEATTLE-WA

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Where is my cattle prod?

After several days of contemplation on the subject, I have reached the following conclusion; the Sounders didn't disappoint me on Saturday versus the Revolution. Here's why:

1. Montero scored the goal of the week, no question.

2. The team played a solid first half.

3. Keller would've taken on God-like status had he made either save that resulted in the New England goals, and that's a bit too much to ask.

4. The team did not create a bunch of chances we subsequently squandered and I'd much rather watch us play badly and lose than be the better team and lose or tie.

5. Alonso was flat out righteous in his efforts and only needed everyone else on the Sounders to replicate his work ethic to assure a solid performance (no small task, mind you).

6. Should we continue to perform as we did at New England, we will not make the play-offs and I won't have to worry about attending one or more cold and rainy matches at Qwest.

There is my silver lining. Don't call me a pessimist ever again, you meany-pantses.

Monday, September 28, 2009

Maybe we don't have to win...

...if the teams we are battling keep losing.  Last night DC United lost the the lowly Earthquakes 2 -1, with them sitting at 36 points and us at 38 the loss really helps us out.  Right now the only real teams in reach of us are DC, Toroto, and Salt Lake.  Losses by them really help us, and with all of us having played the same amount of games all we really need to do is win one of the next three, most likely. 

With all that said to give us the best seeding we need to keep winning, we still have an outside chance at the top spot in the West even with our recent sad outcomes.  We face Houston and can grab a three points from them (right now they are 5 points away from us).  At any rate start winning an all this takes care of itself, otherwise we could be out.

BTW - Feddy's amazing goal from the New England game is up for goal of the week, go vote - http://web.mlsnet.com/sights/goal_of_the_week/

Friday, September 25, 2009

New England pregame podcast

Troy and I are going to make efforts to have both pre-game and post-game podcasts for each match. While this will certainly be easier for away matches, the ultimate goal will be to post remotely from Qwest prior to home matches (this would require better hardware/software on my part).

As the title suggests, our pre-game for tomorrow's match is available now here: Tribe 131 Sounders Pow Wow. In case you were curious, this podcast features our theme song (getting more moronic with every show).

Let us know what you think.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Renew is in effect

Here is the information about ticket renewal, addition, or upgrade for season tickets.

http://www.soundersfc.com/serenade/

Tribe 131 Sounders Pow Wow Podcast is now up

And as promised, I've done went and posted the first show (in all its messy glory). With a bit of work, the sound quality may improve (although the background noise in the car probably won't).

Please comment here (or there) with suggestions, etc. I have submitted the podcast to iTunes but probably won't get listed there for a week or so.

Here is the link: Tribe 131 Sounders Pow Wow

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

What if the trend continues?

At what point does a loyal fan (me) give up hope? I'm not suggesting I'm going to stop cheering for the boys, or even bad mouth any part of the squad or coaching decisions but really, shouldn't I lower my expectations?

If I simply stop thinking the Sounders are going to break their home scoring slump, then I can't possibly be disappointed when they don't score a goal at Qwest, right? I should simply take solace in their uncanny ability to find the back of the net other places around the league (including 4 goals in two matches at RFK) and root for a 0-0 draw when Dallas comes to town in October, right? I'll just cheer louder for the back four and Mr. Keller in hopes of preventing a goal we certainly can't equalize.

In other news, I should have the link to the Tribe 131 podcast (which now has a name "Tribe 131 Sounders Pow Wow", thanks Troy) posted later this evening, probably very late. With any luck, we'll be recording another podcast after the New England match and I'll be sure to post here when the new shows hit the interwebs.

And one more thing, New England should beat us by three.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Some Chicken and an Egg

As you all know the Sounders laid an egg against Chivas.  We had all the advantages:  an opponent not interested in playing in the attacking third, a strong need for points, an overly-long home scoreless drought in need of ending, and for about twenty minutes a man advantage.  All of which led to no goals.  A lot of credit goes to Zach Thornton.  I heard that he was offered a hot dog for every save, if true he is in hog heaven.

Again we had a splendid tailgate, mostly thanks to J-Hole as I understand it.  I'm a sucker for pulled pork.  Though Kelly did her SEC-self proud with some breakfast muffins and jell-o shot chasers.  A boy could get drunk early with this crowd.  All I brought was some goat cheese as a method of skewering the Goats prior to the game.  Maybe we should have actually opened it. Next time I may go the Major League route and bring a bucket of chicken.  This home-scoreless business needs to end.  I'm willing to make sacrifices.  By that I mean killing things.  Or eating greasy chicken.

Now, I fear the Sounders will be like the nerdy kid at the playoff party -  on the outside looking in.  Perhaps such expectations were too high and unreasonable for a first year team.  Then again, scoring the occasional goal should not be beyond their abilities.  They did win the U.S. Open Cup so as far as I am concerned this has been a very successful year.  But with their hot start we all had our expectations raised.  Now they are all but dashed, and Jon  has lost all faith. 

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

I got your Chivas right here...

If you haven't been exploring the Rumor Mill on the web of late, let me summarize what I've read. Sounders FC is content with their roster and didn't feel the need to pick up anyone (or better let anyone go) before the close of the trade window.

That said, Houston chucked Kei Kamara to the curb. Did anyone else notice the defender Houston traded, what three weeks ago, is now starting for DC United? Julius James had a solid (albeit foul-filled) match against our boys last weekend, proving what I said several posts ago, I likey Mr. James. Had the official at the RFK match not let so much contact (and blatant unfair contact) occur, I imagine Julius would have proven just how good a defender he can be. Instead he just beat our guys up. Well, do what you can get away with, that's the way most of us are coached, right?

I want to have on record, prior to the match on Saturday, I don't think there's any way we can beat Chivas. I am expecting another loss for the Sounders, and more likely than not, it will be so embarrassing, several thousand (perhaps 15k) will leave prior to the final whistle. I, however, will be there until the painful conclusion simply so I can throw leaflets at the team with this website address and simply the words, TOLD YOU SO.

Friday, September 4, 2009

The Trail of Cheers


A portion of the tribe was voluntarily resettled to the east coast this past week.  No gub’mint mandated migration this time, though there are some travel tales to tell.  Three hookworms latched onto an airline employee to scavenge cheap seats in order to root for the Sounders against DC United in the US Open Cup final.

 

Dave, Marty and I were led step-by-step by Kelly through a couple of quick flight switches to our nation’s capital.  Our departure to Chicago became a trip to Denver and from there we went to Baltimore rather than getting bumped from a trip to Reagan airport.  Luckily for us she has both connections (pun intended) and an in-depth knowledge of United’s antiquated software.  She took us into a secret bat-cave like room and was able to log into a Commodore 64 to check flight statuses and thus plan our maneuvers.

 

A couple of flights (first class for some of us) and a train or two found us in Virginia – the jumping off spot for the match.  We spent the day sight-seeing and celebrating Dave's birthday.  I won’t bore you with too many details, but I have to share this one.  Marty wanted to take a photo on the steps on the Supreme Court building holding up the Sounders flag in a mock demonstration.  Dave joked that you wouldn’t be able to do that sort of thing in China.  You can’t do it here either.  The security guard kicked us out and said we had to be on the sidewalk (we would have been fine without the flag by the way).  So we tucked out tails and retreated fifteen feet back to where our rights were valid.  I asked another tourist to take a shot of all of us with the flag and we talked to him for just a minute.  Turns out he WAS from China and was amazed that we didn’t have a freedom of expression at the Supreme Court.

 

After that we made our way to the Hawk and Dove (not Haggen Daz as I kept hearing) for the first real meal of the day and the first of quite a few beers.  These were mystery beers however, as the waitress couldn’t remember what we ordered and what she poured.  Two doors down was another bar with a DC United flag and banner so we took a little ribbing from a couple of people walking by.  At least they knew to heckle us and not to think we were rooting for XBOX, since we were all wearing jerseys.  We then met up with the Emerald City Supporters, along with Chris and his friend Joe, at another bar and started learning the songs between chanting at the odd United fan who wandered our way.

 

The game was played at RFK which, as far as I can tell, is a toilet for birds.  The good people of their front office charged us fifty percent more than the home town fans for the pleasure of sitting across the street from the stadium.  That’s not true, if it were I wouldn’t have had to burn my shoes.  They stuck us way, way, way up in the top and in the corner.  There was plenty, plenty of room for us below.  I will give them a small benefit of the doubt in thinking they wanted to separate us in order to avoid conflict amongst the fans.  I doubt it.  They were probably just sticking the knife in as much as possible.  On the plus side, there  were two-dollar beers.  But they were three levels down and tasted like crap.  It was all I could do to drink them.  To further insult us they turned the lights off in the restrooms prior to half-time.  Undaunted I used it anyway.  I may have found the urinal, I don’t know for sure.  But that’s OK, a little pee is nothing compared to what was on our seats and, well everywhere you would have wanted to step.  It’s a good thing we stand during Sounders’ games because the upper level was caked in guano.  It was disgusting.  They place obviously hadn’t been cleaned in a good, long while.  In addition to the droppings there were plants growing in some of the cracks.  I don’t know if they were weeds or trees, but something had taken root and was flourishing.  There was a blogger there from the Washington Post and some of us are quoted by him:


http://voices.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2009/09/sounders_fans_take_on_dc.html

 

Despite the surroundings the Seattle faithful (about 200 up top with a smattering below) had a great time.  Perhaps it was because the team played its’ best game in about a month.  During the first half there were four or five chances that could very well have been goals.  They did give up a number of fouls about twenty-five yards out, so they were fortunate not to give up a couple as well.  So going into the half the Sounders probably should have been leading.  Marty and I discussed leading the entire group in a conga line to the other end of the stadium so we could have the Sounders coming at us again.  There were plenty of seats available, but we had the feeling the security guards would have squelched that plan.  At the half a DC fan with his face painted came up looking to meet and get a

 photo with some Seattle fans.  The security guard (who was a great guy, I talked to him a couple of times) told the DC fan that he was sorry, but if he didn’t have a ticket for that section he’d have to leave.  By the way, our tickets were never checked so we should have bought one for $12.  Anyway Marty and I told him we’d go out in the hall and take a couple of photos.  He called himself Darth Hooligan and had been written about in the local papers.  Funny guy.  He carried a toy light saber so Marty used his flag pole for a sword fight picture.

 

When the Sounders scored the first goal the enthusiasm manifested itself in fully-clad streak.  Marty grabbed a flag and started a beer-induced “victory lap” around the upper bowl.  Being just as stupid/tipsy, I followed.  As we came down the backstretch I looked down to see hundreds of DC fans giving us the double bird.  We both returned single-handed salutes in the same vein.  Our other hand was holding a flag aloft, and that arm was sore by the time we got back.  At the end of the lap the security guard stopped me.  He shook my hand and told me that he appreciated our exuberance, but not to do it again.  Between wheezes I thanked him and said I wouldn’t be able to, even if I wanted to.  Again, he was a good guy.  He even told me he was impressed with how much our group got the floor bouncing.

 

After the match, make that glorious, cup-claiming win, we were told to stay put because we were going to be escorted out en-masse for our own protection.  That was thoughtful, but unnecessary.  We were yelled at from afar and shown the bird but that’s to be expected.  After the cup was given to the team someone spotted the players hanging out in the corner signing autographs.  So we sherpa’d our way down off the peak and found our way to the players.  Kelly got up close and personal with Freddie Ljungberg, and secured a few signatures.  I found a small  DC United flag abandoned by a shamed-faced local and claimed it as a war trophy.

 

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Back from DC with a Cup

A few of us travelled to DC for the US open cup. All I will say for now is that it was a fantastic experience. When I have more time I'll elaborate. For now here is a linkhttp://voices.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2009/09/sounders_fans_take_on_dc.html

(which Karl may have to do something with) to a blog in the Washington Post. Marty and I are quoted.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Trade thoughts?

Troy and I got into a discussion yesterday centering on who should be traded from the Sounders FC and the reasons why.

I will not speak for Troy, as he has the ability to add a comment to this particular thread and is more than able to elaborate on his thoughts there. However, I will say the conversation started when Troy suggested we trade Brad Evans as we could get something for him. This didn't just fall from the ether, Troy let me know that Dwayne De Rosario was traded to Toronto FC for Julius James, who has now been traded from Houston to DC United for a third round draft pick in 2012. So essentially Toronto got De Rosario for nothing. I however, found Julius James to be a solid defender and worth significantly more than Houston does. I made this point to Troy at the match vs. Houston at Qwest and again at Starfire. I thought Julius James was underrated and apparently Houston thought quite little of him.

This led to Troy's suggestion of trading Evans. I didn't outright disagree but thought perhaps we should have someone on the field with the speed of Zakuani on the right wing, who could perhaps keep up with Stevie Z and be in the area for crosses originating from the left. Oh wait, said I, we already have Sanna Nyassi. Troy countered with Nyassi's poor crossing to date to which I put forth, perhaps if Sanna was allowed to get more experience in match situations, his touch would become better.

We both agreed, on the ongoing thought we should trade Montero for a forward who has a better work rate. Yes, Montero has scored ten goals this season and for that we are grateful (and humbled). However, when 9 of the 11 men on the Sounders run and fight for the ball on almost every play, it is certainly the one that doesn't who sticks out. (Who is number 10 you ask? Well, depending on the week, Keller could be number 10.)

I say, start Nyassi on the right side, tuck Ljungberg under Jaqua up front and try to get Nyassi ready for next year. Le Toux can sub for Zak, Nyassi or Evans depending on who is getting gassed around the 60 - 65 minute mark.

What say you Tribe on the thoughts of trades?

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Sons of the Mask

Having season tickets to the Sounders has been a lot more fun than I could have ever expected. The games themselves haven't been the best lately, but I really enjoy the people in our section. So much so, I couldn't tear myself away from the match this week. I missed the New England game with a mild touch of Swine Flu, and I somehow convinced myself that the Toronto match was the last home game of the season. So I couldn't miss this one.

Just one problem, the calendar. I had planned to miss two games, one on Mother's Day and this one. Kim is out of town, having a ball in Alaska, which leaves me with child care. I don't want to make it sound like a burden, but I could hardly ditch the Lucas and Jack (the boys) for eight hours to go to a game. Yes eight hours. It's a hundred miles in each direction, and the tailgating has become too good to miss. So it's a long day.

The solution - bring them along. I found tickets on stubhub, which only cost a couple of organs. But it was worth it to take the boys to their first match. Sounds altruistic that way, doesn't it? I wasn't just being selfish, I had talked up the Sounders all season so Lucas anyway was interested in going. I thought about trying Craig's List, but I'm dubious of that site. As I understand it you'd either have to drive somewhere to pick up the tickets or get arrested for solicitation. Or so I've read. So I overpaid at stubhub and just had to hope the tickets came on time. With the added FedEx charge, there should have been no worries.

I didn't have that guarantee with my other purchase for the the game, though. Wrestling masks. They've become a standard, so I had to include the kids. Yes, had to. I'm crazy that way. Prior to passing out Jack made me take mine off. Which did feel pretty good in the sunshine, but may have also put the whammy on the Sounders. Thank you, by the way, to everyone who has said that my not being there, or not wearing the mask, somehow influences the outcome. Makes me feel necessary. Also makes me feel that I'm with a bunch of nuts, so I must be in the right place.

Saturday I got up early to make some bacon. Two pounds worth. Didn't want to show up empty handed for the tailgate, plus it's one food the boys will consistently eat. We usually bake bacon, but I had a surprise this time. Spontaneous combustion. One three separate occasions I heard a "poof" from the oven then saw a (thankfully) brief flash. The bacon never did burn, but I half expected to find the house in ruins upon our return.

The boys and I headed in to the stadium early to collect our bobble heads and to stand in line for the kid activities. That consisted of a twenty minute wait to spin a wheel for a prize. Both walked away with a button. The grand prize was "Autograph Alley" which I assume means you get to have things signed after the game.

As for watching the game, I couldn't have prayed for better behavior. Everyone around us was very accepting of the kids, and even kept the language down. I wasn't going to say anything, I was just hopeful the cuss words they would learn on the day would be creative. But the Sounders put forth such a lackluster effort that the crowd was somewhat cowed. Jack even managed to sleep through about eighty minutes of the game, plus half-time. Thank God. I just had to hold the sleeping kid all day. By the way, my left arm is now a bit longer than my right.

I don't know what I was thinking. But there was no way on earth I was going to be able to corral them both for the entire game. Realistically, I hoped to make it to half-time. Lucas, bless him, was as patient as he has EVER been. He had a couple oftussles with Rich and Dave, but they started it and deserved every kidney punch.

As for the game, Dwayne De Rosario is darned good.  He's also a punk and needs a haircut.  Perhaps that is why Houston traded him away.  I was wondering what they got in return so I looked it up and it was surprisingly little.  An allocation (whatever that means) and a rookie defender named Julius James.  That man again, the same one Houston gave to DC for a third round draft pick and that Jon and I want to come to Seattle.  I think Adrian Hanauer needs to make some phone calls and offer very little just to see how much in can get in return.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Another reality?

How was it neither team could find the back of the net?

Perhaps it's the water in the Qwest locker rooms. That couldn't be it as New England scored against us last week. Granted, it was a pathetic lil' wank of a shot, but it still went in.

Maybe it's the third place curse? Well, that could be a reasonable argument for both clubs, if we'd been in third place for a good long while now. We've been bouncing up and down the Western Conference standings for a while now.

This brings me back to the water at Qwest. We, the Sounders, can score on the road (2 at LA, one in Houston) but haven't scored a goal at Qwest since July 11 (vs. Houston). Six weeks without a home goal? And not for lack of opportunity. Perhaps we should ask Qwest to let the Sounders have one practice before the match on September 19 vs. Chivas so Sigi can properly instruct the lads on WHERE THE (EXPLETIVE) THE GOAL IS, as it must phase in and out the players realm of existence. And it only happens with the goals at Qwest because we haven't had this problem at Starfire.

And can someone please, please, please let Freddie Ljungberg know he doesn't need to open his mouth every time he realizes the officiating is bafflingly inconsistent. The rest of us don't.

I am going to go sob into my beer now.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

On the horizon, Toronto FC

I have mixed feelings about the game on Saturday. Glad to have the boys home (and subsequently grab beers with the Tribe). Distressed that I actually have something to do in Bellingham after the match.

Why distressed you ask? After last Thursday's match, having successfully exited Qwest Field at 9.15pm, I arrived in my garage at 12.45am. This would be the third such occasion of taking more than three hours to complete an 80 minute drive.

If there is a reason why I would consider not getting season tickets next year, it isn't the officiating so many fans have lined up to scream is biased and poor. Nor is it the lack of finishing from our lads and match results which follow. It would be the lack of a convenient alternative to sitting in traffic to get to and from Qwest. Why spend four and half hours in traffic for ninety minutes of footy? I can get a sixer of Bud Light for the same price as one at Qwest and watch the game in my skivs at home.

Looking at the upcoming Toronto match, we play another team who is as inconsistent as Seattle. Toronto hasn't won two league matches in a row since June 11 and gave Sacha Kljestan his first two goals of the year last week along with having one shot on goal against Chivas. How does this bode for Seattle? Who knows? I am not in the habit of making predictions based on streaks, what if's or gut feelings.

However, as Seattle's last home performance was embarrassing and they should've left Houston with a win instead of a draw (though I am certainly thankful for the point), they may come out with something to prove. I'd be happy if they'd prove they know where the back of the net is. Assuming both Freds are going to start, as well as Marshall in the back, I'd say our chances of getting a much needed victory Saturday stand somewhere in the 75 - 80% range. But as we all know, I love playing the roulette so percentages don't mean much to me.

Friday, August 21, 2009

On the field

OK, most of you heard about it at the game but a little recap about being on the field.

The guys are a lot bigger and taller than I ever realized. Jaqua and Keller are really tall. The ECS is LOUD, especially in that south end goal. However they'll yell at anyone on the field. The ball is actually moving a lot faster than it looks from row V. Sigi actually yells during the game, however most of the time he is just watching or talking with Brian (the assistant head coach). There are a lot of folks that work to bring the games to us, from the truck guys (man that thing is quite a bunch of technology on wheels), to all the camera and sound folks, to the announcers, and all the people that support them. JP Dellacamera and John Harks (ESPN announcers) are actually really into the sport and were talking a lot about the game before hand and rather candidly (I was in the box for a little while). Our section is one of the better ones in terms of number of folks standing during a game, mid stadium is kind of sad (especially the west side, our side). There is a ton more I can write but those are the big standouts for the night.

While it was really cool to see things at field level and actual feel the crowd (each ooh and ahh and boo is felt for sure), the fact you can't wear your colors or yell was a bit weird for me. I think the place for me is in the stands in section 131!!

Here are some contraband photos I snapped while down there:


I would post something about the game but I am still just too upset. Sounds like Freddy wasn;t suppose to take the kick, he also saw nothing wrong with his little goalkeeper incident (got that from Jose's blog http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/soundersfcblog/2009702886_our_first_real_bit_of_inner_st.html?syndication=rss ). If you want to know how much that hurt for the playoffs...we went from an 85.3% chance of making it to a 68.2% chance accoring to http://www.sportsclubstats.com/USA/MLS.html. OUCH!


On another note, anyone have plans for the Houston game on Sunday? Should we try to gather at a local waterhole or something?

GO SOUNDERS!!

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

I am a media whore.

Rather than express my continued refereeness here, I took it to a whole 'nother website.

Here are my words of silly.

In other news, I cannot comment on posts on this here site of ours, regardless of how I try, so Troy, to answer your comment on my last post...

When a defender cleared the ball after an attack of any kind and the ball went to an opponent, this was not considered a turnover. This also applied when the keeper punted the ball down field. However, if the keeper kicked the ball straight out of play, I considered this an unforced turnover. Also, if a defender had obvious control of the ball and made a pass which was intercepted by an opponent, this was an unforced turnover.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Playoff picture

Here are some interesting looks at the playoff picture (way better than the MLS site)



Thought these were a lot better to give us all an idea how important each game is...


Saturday, August 15, 2009

Let's talk turnovers...

Being stuck at the stat table for not only the WWU soccer matches but also the volleyball matches has made me kind of a statistics geek over the years. After watching the hideous performances by the Sounders the last couple of weeks, I made the decision to keep track of the individual unforced turnovers by the Sounders this week against the Galaxy. For arguments sake, I also kept track of the Galaxy's overall unforced turnovers.

I defined an unforced turnover as a PASS that was not completed to a teammate in the defensive or middle third of the field. I also included in the goalkeeper's UFTs, times when the keeper kicked the ball directly out of play after releasing the ball from their hands.

The first half was none too pretty with the Sounders turning the ball over for no apparent reason 21 times, while the Galaxy did the same only 14. The second half was markedly better for both teams with the Sounders tallying 7 and the Galaxy 6.

Leading the Sounders with 4 UFTs each were my loves Leo Gonzalez and James Riley. Naturally, I went into the match fully expecting Vagenas to easily walk away with the most UFTs, but thankfully the homecoming was good to Peter (as well as Beckham's silly studs-up challenge) and he ended the day with only a single miscue.

I know there has been a lot of talk on other sites regarding the officiating across the MLS and as a registered soccer official I have tried to calm the Tribe to the best of my ability in their criticism of the referees. I thought Ricardo Salazar, on the whole, did a fine job. He was more consistent than most of the officials we've seen so far (with the event immediately prior to Marshall's second yellow a possible exception). I agreed with both the send-offs to Beckham and Lewis and definitely the first yellow to Marshall. I wish other officials would have the stones (or perhaps the correct angle) to send-off every player who engages in a studs-up tackle and those who guilty of violent conduct after the play (think the New York game, in New York). Marshall's second, at speed, I agreed completely. The replay made me doubt. But such is the official's burden...to make decisions in real time.

The Sounders FINALLY put together a decent amount of possession (although the Galaxy was a man down for the majority of the match) but I am happy the Sounders were able to keep their cool and stay composed.

Oh, did I mention I love Leo? I do. Really, I do.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Cash For Clunkers

I love my van, I really do. But it was "totalled" last December and is really showing its age. It just turned sixteen, so it could drive itself if it were in better shape. Sadly the Hotel Aerostar is on its last legs. Currently the government is willing to give me up to $4500 of our tax dollars for it, thank you everyone, but I'd have to buy a new car and I'm not willing to take on the extra expense.

I did have a thought of buying a different used car. One that I thought would work so well for the tribe and fit perfectly with the Sounders. A Mitsubishi "Fredy" Montero. Genius, right? Of course it is. But, the plan has a few holes. Not least of which is the fact that Kim would never let me trade one gas guzzler for another. Nor would it qualify for the clunker program, even if I were to be willing to purchase a new one. Then there is the fact that the human Montero isn't consistent enough to warrant such a tribute.

He has shown flashes that made me, and others, think that his time in the MLS would be short. If he left then I'd be stuck with a stupid car. But now it looks like he may stick around, I read today that his rights now belong to MLS. My best guess is his Columbian team sold him while they still could. That's good news for the Sounders, I think. Unless he doesn't start playing better, then he will be the clunker and Seattle will have to consider trading him in. Though to be fair, I still think has enough talent to succeed.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

How shall I question thee?

All right, I openly admit that I have not coached a team to the finals of any sport so my thoughts on the coaching decisions made our embarrassing 1-0 loss to RSL should be taken with a heaping tablespoon of salt.

First, why was Brad Evans playing right back? Given the same situation (Le Toux being injured and no Riley available), my first instinct would've been to put Ianni in the middle and move either Hurtado or Marshall to the right side.

If that wasn't practical (both center backs said, "Hell no!"), put Ianni on the right.

If that wasn't an option, put Tyson Wahl on the right side (or the left and move Gonzalez to the right).

If that wasn't an option, move Keller to the right side and let Boss take over the net.

I don't consider Evans in the back line. Not just because I don't think it's too good an idea but that then leaves an empty space in the midfield, which as we've seen leads us to...

Second, why did Vagenas start in the midfield? I admit I have not been impressed with his play at any time during the season and this game merely cemented my belief that he is not the player we need in the midfield. For argument's sake, let's say I completely lost my senses (or believed that Bob Bradley's choice of Evans in the back line was divine) and I'd agreed to have Evans as my right back (replacing Riley) and now had a spot in midfield to fill.

Sturgis would've been at the top of the list for the vacancy, followed closely by Ianni, Levesque, Nyassi, Fucito and then Walz. Look there, Vagenas never made the list.

In the event we don't make the post-season, I will call this the match that made that horror possible and not the freakish mishap against San Jose.

You have been warned.

Friday, August 7, 2009

The end of an era

In case you weren't watching the Real Madrid v. Toronto FC (or fast forwarded through the half-time moronity), Seamus Malin announced his retirement from commentating after a 30 plus year run on ESPN.

Drat.


Thursday, August 6, 2009

Free Food at Arby's

I have a few thoughts from the Barcelona game.

First off, I think the Sounders organization embarrassed itself. I don’t mean the game, you can’t expect much more against the reigning Champions League victors (they even brought their trophies to show off). I noticed that the Spanish flag was not prominently displayed. Neither as a huge one on the field, held next to that of the US and Sounders, nor up on the flagpole at the north end. There may have been one in the mass of poles around the “Hawks Nest” I cannot say for sure. But it was not displayed to be seen. Further, we didn’t play their national anthem. I thought that was rude to say the least.

Barcelona also embarrassed themselves a bit. What were they wearing? Prison garb, safety vest, intra-mural jerseys? They were awful. I appreciate the fact that they advertise for Unicef. I’m sure those jerseys (sorry, kits) do more for the cause than all the trick-or-treaters combined, but still…

What can I say? I notice uniforms and flags. Call me what you will.

The Sounders hung tough through the first half, there was even some hope of going into the break tied nil-nil. Of course that didn’t happen, and we all know why. The home team was jinxed last night. Jinxed by a two-cheeked erstwhile supporter. Seattle was doomed by the fact that one of our number was wearing the other team’s colors. In his ass! Oh, I’ll name names.

Marty – you blew it with your Barca Butt Floss. Prior to kickoff I would have given you the benefit of the doubt, maybe you were thinking that such an ignominious treatment of the Barca colors would cause mayhem among the opponents. Much like a voodoo hex (which I may have to work on). It did cause all kinds of distress among those who were aware of your garment. So maybe your intentions were good, but next time you’ll have to bare yourself to the other team so that they are more fully aware of your taunting cheeks. I would fully support such a run to the field, and would even pass a hat for your bail.

Not all the news from last night was as dark as Marty’s backside. Chihuly lost out on the Golden Scarf to Bill Russell. Leo Gonzalez looked like he could be a pleasant addition to the club. And the Tony Ventrella look-alike in section 132 should be recruited to cross the aisle and join the tribe. He was the one with the terrific tattoo on his forearm.

Jon and I made great time getting to Seattle despite an errand to Redmond, but the traffic was horrendous near the stadium. We still found free parking but had to walk quite a bit further than our usual trek. This time we found a spot near an Arby’s in Seatac. Hungry, we stopped in for a bite. On the way in I mentioned that they have an odd way of pricing. Their roast beef sandwich is about $3, but you can get five for $5. That is crazy in my opinion, unless they are hell bent on promoting obesity. I asked if you had to buy five to get them for a buck apiece, sure enough. Jon was paying (bless him) so he ordered my five and gave away three to a teenager who had gotten there before us. Free food at Arby’s! The kid offered to pay, but Jon took the deposit in the karma bank instead. Clearly he didn’t take the withdrawal at the game, so perhaps he’ll be repaid with good parking next match.


Recruiting


Troy pointed out a fine, young gentleman at the match last night (the one with the tattoo displayed to the right) and much to my chagrin, he sits in Section 132 (the nerve!).

As I am the least friendly of Tribe 131, I hereby nominate Mort to talk to this fellow and convince him to scoot across the aisle and join us.

You'll be able to recognize him, even with long sleeves, as he strongly resembles Tony Ventrella (with a beard).

Don't call it love...yet.

As some may have erroneously speculated, I am not completely in love with Leonaro Gonzalez. That's not to say I am not somewhat smitten with our newest acquisition. Ok, so he gave up a goal to Messi. What do you honestly think would have been the result if Wahl would've been marking him? Or Ianni? Or Sturgis? Perhaps a goal? Possibly three?

My heart still belongs to Le Toux and Alonso, tugged at by Jaqua and Keller, and James Riley and I are still planning on our illegitimate love child any day now. But Gonzalez may just come along and become the child's god-father. Time will tell.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Pics and Video

If you have either from the game let me know and we can embed them. Flicker and Picasa are easy, or just let me know via email and we can figure it out

karlpicard@yahoo.com

Lets get some pics up people!!

8 unanswered goals

That's right folks 8 goals against since we have scored one, all the way back to the Houston game in the US Open Cup semi finals. Well, it was fun tonight but my eyes hurt from the bright orange of Barca. Overall what can you expect. Some positives are Leo is really gonna help us I think. We need to get him to gel with the back line but he had signs of pure gold (I am not in love yet unlike some of you folks). Keller is the man...and I love Riley and Alonso more every game.

Montero is now my least favorite Sounder, get up an play ya bastard. Yes he has skills but come on. I hope Fullham takes him, then Le Toux is a starter. I also feel Evans time with the national team was more of a setback than anything for us (bastard)

Of note...will Montero (who really cares) or Marshall play for us at either RSL or the Galaxy with their potential International duty???

A fun game overall, nice to be part of the largest soccer crowd ever @ Quest. Next items, where to for RSL and the US v Mexico game.
Discuss....and GO SOUNDERS!!!!

Sunday, August 2, 2009

What The ...

Not much to say about that game. Where was the defense, where was the offense, where was the mid-field. Yes, that red card was total BS but come on 4 - 0 to the last place team in the division. When does Leo start playing cause Wahl looked like he was standing still. Does Freddie (F10) really mean that much to us or were we really just that bad today. Just embarrassing. Enough Said!!

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Freddie Ljungberg hospitalized after All-Star Game

Looks like he played a little too hard on Wed night. I'm sure more is to come and he is sitting out Sunday anyway but this is never good. More on the story here: http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/sounders/2009565037_mlsstars30.html

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Away game this Sunday 8/2

The Sounders are playing away this weekend at noon. My Sunday soccer team has an early game but we are planning to meet up at Naked City (on the East side of Greenwood between 85th and 87th, across the street from the Baranof).

They usually open at 1pm but are going to open early this Sunday (Noon which is game time for the Sounders). What do you all think?

Karl

Test Posting

What do you think about having a Section blog where we can post pictures, news, info about pre/post game meet ups, and thoughts on the team and games...

We can add lots of folks as authors so anyone can post.

Let me know what you think.