Thursday, November 26, 2009
Bon Voyage Le Toux
I am guessing that one of the reasons he was allowed to go unprotected was that he was signed by the MLS Sounders before Sigi was hired. Le Toux probably didn't fit into Sigi's system but was already under contract so Sigi had to fit him in where he could. Le Toux had always been a forward for the USL Sounders. Scoring 24 goals in 54 appearances, he was always an opportunistic goal scorer creating many of his goals from sheer hustle. I think many of us remember watching him hassle defenders when he could have easily jogged back up the pitch. Playing midfield this year allowed him even more room to run but it was obvious that it wasn't his position.
The New York Times, commenting about the draft said that "...Although the league prominently featured the selections of striker Alejandro Moreno (Columbus) and defender Shavar Thomas (Chivas USA) in its news release, perhaps the most savvy pick by Union Coach Peter Nowak was Sebastien Le Toux. The French midfielder/forward, who coincidentally was the first player signed by Seattle before it began play in M.L.S. in 2009, is a skillful and tireless runner who played in 28 regular-season matches for the Sounders."
So it seems that others have valued LeToux as much as we (the fans) have. It's too bad that he didn't fit into Sigi's system and I am hoping that he gets a chance to showcase in Philadelphia what he did for the USL Sounders. Lets find out what number Le Toux will be wearing on opening day and offer up our tribute. I suspect that the Brougham End will show their support as well.
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Le Toux Croux
It's a crappy photo since it was getting dark and I didn't use the flash. But here is Le Toux drawing up a play in the corner with Zakuani.
Adieu LeToux
Thinking about it, he will probably do really well in Philly. He seemed to defer to Freddie almost to a fault so coming into a club where he will be expected to carry more responsibility may bring out the best in him. Here's hoping he gets a better contract there. I know that he will be the one Philly player that I will actually cheer for on opening day next year.
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
I'm Gonna Block That Strategy
Chicago: Chris Rolfe F (95k)
Colorado: Jordan Harvey D (50k)
Columbus: Emilio Renteria F (90k) and I would love, love, love to see him in Rave Green
DC: Devon McTavish M/D (50k)
Houston: Michael Chabala D (34k)
Kansas City: Kevin Hartman K (165k)
LA: Todd Dunivant D (109k)
RSL: Andy Williams M (84k)
San Jose: Bobby Convey M (222k)
Seattle: Tyson Wahl D (34k)
Grand total 933k, but I had to pass on Amado Guevera and Dave Van Den Bergh both of whom tempted me.
Chances are most will be wrong, but given one mulligan I'd swap Fatboy Slim Hartman for Matt Besler (D - KC, 36k). It's impossible to know how many handshake deals are in place where Philly will NOT pick so-and-so in return for God-knows-what. But these are my picks.
If I were Philadelphia...
Chicago: Chris Wolfe (100k)
Chivas: Sasha Victorine (135k)
Columbus: Geno Padula (175k)
Houston: Michael Chabala (34k)
Kansas City: Aaron Hohlbein (35k)
Los Angeles: Jovan Kirovski (80k)
New England: Chris Albright (176k)
Salt Lake: Andy Williams (84k)
Seattle: James Riley (73k)
Toronto: Amado Guevara (324k)
Total salary 1.22 million
Seeing as we don't know what the salary cap actually is, that could leave me either seriously depleted or in fine shape moving forward.
I did check on Victorine's injury and as it is a concussion, I am confident I would then take him over Burpo.
Monday, November 23, 2009
Sick and Tired of Being Hassled by the Man

Sunday, November 8, 2009
Feh
If the Sounders could've finished, well, they wouldn't be the Sounders now would they? We may have had Houston's number this season, but how often is a team as good as the Dynamo going to give you five in a row?
And from a referee's point of view, Riley's red card...no question. Thought he was gonna get sent-off as soon as he lost the ball and started coming into that challenge, the replay confirmed it for me.
Do I love my Sounders? Heck yeah. Am I proud of them? Heck yeah. Do we need to finish more of our chances? Heck yeah.
The Tribe 131 Sounders Pow Wow Podcast will continue through the playoffs, the MLS Cup and right on through until next season. If you haven't checked it out, we're getting better. And we'll actually be doing minutes of research for not only the expansion draft on November 25 but also the Superdraft (whenever that is).
Friday, November 6, 2009
Exchanging colors
I can't support the team which knocked Seattle out of the play-offs.
While I like Preki, the Chivas style of play repulses me.
I despise L.A.
I will not back an Eastern Conference team in the finals (a true one that is).
So, expect to see me in Red and Blue on the 22nd.
Friday, October 30, 2009
Game 1 v. Houston
After a few people came up to me today and gave it the "too bad" or "another game when we didn't score" or "0-0 eh? sounds boring". I found myself replying that I had a great time at the game and enjoyed the match. I didn't have as much pre-game anxiety as I thought I would but that quickly ratcheted up once I walked into Qwest Field. With the crowd was in full voice and the kickoff delayed for the TV start, I found myself getting geeked up past all expectations. "Maybe we can win this! Maybe we are more than an expansion team!"
Well, we are an expansion team and I can't expect everything in the first season, right?
The Sounders played an aggressive game and were obviously the ones taking the initiative. Ianni had two fantastic headers in the first half - one cleared off the line by a defender and the other hitting the crossbar (Marshall who?) and was my vote for Man of the Match. He was aggressive on defense, winning almost everything that came his way. He had poise on the ball and distributed it well. His presence on corner kicks showed that Houston isn't the only team that poses a threat on set pieces.
Houston looked for the counter attack for most of the first half and had a few chances that were close. I suspect that the one drawback to Ianni in the back line was missed communications and assumptions that were made. A couple of times it seemed that the "I got it, no you got it" rule was in effect which led to a couple of blown assignments or missed passes. Luckily Houston couldn't finish their chances.
The second half opened with Houston taking possession of the first 15 minutes and not letting Seattle out of their own end. Only after subbing out Montero for Levesque in the 65th minute did the Sounders find a little *snap* to their game and started to take the game back. The Sounders made a number of chances for themselves but couldn't quite get over the hump.
So no, a 0-0 match wasn't a boring game. I thought it was a good game. Quite entertaining in fact. Enough to make me think we could steal one in Houston.
The tidbits:
Unfortunate officiating. It seems that Salazar was reluctant to get in the way of the game which in turn allowed himself to get in the way of the game. Instead of taking control early he let plays run on that shouldn't have and let fouls go unpunished. (Stat: 18 fouls for Houston, 6 for Seattle). Sometime in the second half Salazar began 'controlling' the game, whistling calls that were not called in the first half. Or just making it up. This frustrated the fans as much as the Sounders. It is somewhat surprising that Ljungberg didn't get his customary yellow for yapping at the ref.
Of all the Houston players, Brad Davis makes me the most nervous. Very nervous.
Of all the Houston players, Luis Angel Landin is the fattest. Why is he their DP? Coming off the bench no less. Has he been hurt? If so I would get him on a treadmill for a few weeks before putting him out on the pitch. Man, what a tub.
Will Brad Evans ever regain his early season form? After a stint with the MNT it seems that Bradley and Co. unlearned everything out of him. This game made me think that he was finally regaining his touch.
Did anyone read Steve Kelley's piece on the game (here)? Christ. Trained monkeys could do better. Am I the only one who finds his stuff tiresome? Like a 'Mad-Lib', just plug in the team name and a hackneyed metaphor or three and voila! Just send to the editor.
Did I mention Ianni as Man of the Match? If he had scored I might have had to bear his child.
I know X-Box paid to advertise everything under the sun but c'mon, open the Hawks Nest!
Will the nick-name "Baby Giraffe" really stick to Nate Jaqua?
So now we wait for nine days for Game 2 v. Houston. I suspect that it will be a little more tense and a more wide-open style of play. We are the expansion team with a great road record with nothing to lose and something to prove.
I am getting geeked up already.
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Someone likes us (or something)
That said, Troy and I have agreed to try to produce pre-game shows earlier in order to be able to post them well before the match. For the 2010 season, we will also be recording the post-game shows immediately after the match, on the way home from the game (when we travel together -- which is most, but not all, of the time).
Looking to the first play-off match tomorrow, as Keller is broken and Montero is sick, Houston will easily walk out of The T with a 5-0 devastating humiliation of the Sounders. You read it here first.
Monday, October 26, 2009
Playoff Schedule
Eastern Conference
(1) Columbus Crew at (4) Real Salt Lake, Saturday, Oct. 31 - 6 p.m. ET (Regional TV, Direct Kick, MLSnet.com)
(2) Chicago Fire at (3) New England Revolution, Saturday, Oct. 31 - 4 p.m. ET (FSC, FSE)
(1) Los Angeles Galaxy at (4) Chivas USA, Sunday, Nov. 1 - 5 p.m. ET (ESPN2, Deportes)
(2) Houston Dynamo at (3) Seattle Sounders FC, Thursday, Oct. 29 - 10 p.m. ET (ESPN2, Deportes)
Eastern Conference
(4) Real Salt Lake at (1) Columbus Crew, Thursday, Nov. 5 - 8 p.m. ET (ESPN2, Deportes)
(3) New England Revolution at (2) Chicago Fire, Saturday, Nov. 7 - 8:30 p.m. ET (FSC, FSE)
(3) Seattle Sounders FC at (2) Houston Dynamo, Sunday, Nov. 8 - 3 p.m. ET (TeleFutura, Regional TV)
(4) Chivas USA at (1) Los Angeles Galaxy, Sunday, Nov. 8 - 7:30 p.m. ET (ESPN2, Deportes)
Thursday, Nov. 12 (ESPN2, Deportes)
Saturday, Nov. 14 (FSC, FSE)
Meet you at The T
If I had been one of those who purchased Seahawk season tickets I might be a bit put-off by the pandering provided to the upstarts. Hell, I'd be both jealous and pissed. The 'Hawks have drawn double the Sounders and have done so for thirty years. But neiner neiner to them. MY name is on the stadium so I'm re-naming it The T. You can call it whatever you like. Qwest, Kingdome, or something after your name. Call it what you will, I'll know what you mean.
Playing in their new stadium the Sounders looked pretty good the other night. Not only did they knock Dallas out of the playoffs but they put an end to the home scoreless jinx. The pandering continued after the game with the crowd being given the Men of The Match. Had I a vote it would have gone to Nate Jaqua instead. Not only did he score the first goal in Seattle since July, but he was in on the play for the winner and he looked terrific playing in the midfield. I know he has his detractors, but I think he's working surprisingly well on the right wing. He's obviously not the fastest guy in the world but his work rate has been phenomenal. Not quite at Sebastian Le Toux's pace, but whose is?
Next up is Houston in the first leg of a home-and-home aggregate goal Western Conference semi-final. Seattle has faced Houston three times this season, once at home, once in Houston and once at Starfire in the U.S. Open Cup. That was the game where Jaqua had his head split open, probably suffered a concussion, kept playing and won over the hearts of a few Tribe members. After that same match Houston's coach, Dominic Kinnear, questioned the validity of Starfire as a match site. Sour grapes.
Having played this opponent three times this season season with two wins and a draw on the road, it begs the question, are they our "bitch" or are they due? Houston is a very good team with players like Pat Onstead, Ricardo Clark, Brad Davis, Brian Ching and Stuart Holden - my pipe dream of an off-season acquisition. They also have Craig Waibel. He's a former Sounder from the A-League days, but you should remember him from his head bonking antics with Freddie Ljungberg in our last meetings. I don't know if he'll get on the pitch for such an important game, but if so remember to boo him avidly.
Friday, October 23, 2009
To the playoffs
I don't like Dallas. There I wrote it. They scare me. Cunningham scares me. What scares me even more than our inability to score at Qwest is there is no pressure for us to score to make the playoffs. Dallas is going to come at us for 90+ minutes and there is no pressing need for us to even get a draw. I am scared and a full week before Halloween even.
If you haven't been following the Tribe 131 podcast (and according to the stats for the show, you probably aren't), we won't be able to post until after the match tomorrow, so you'll get a pre-game and a post-game at roughly the same time.
Prove me wrong, I dare you.
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Charlie Davies out for a while (maybe career)
http://www.prostamerika.com/soundersfc/2009/10/13/charlie-davies-out-of-surgery-but-breaks-tibia-and-femur-latest/
Monday, October 5, 2009
Supernatural Forces are at Work
With the win, Seattle slapped us nay-sayers upside the head as a reminder to keep the faith. Tough love, but appreciated. According to multiple sources (websites) they now have a 97.5% chance of making the playoffs. Nothing is assured, and I fully expect them to be embarrassed (again) by Kansas City in their next match. This post, however, will NOT be construed as a jinx. If the team chokes blame the chicken bone on an email the team sent us season-ticket holders. I'm glad they are giving us first crack at our seats and I quickly cracked/paid-up. I mention this whole thing to point out another miracle: Jon and I don't have to work on either of the possible home playoff dates. Trust me, that is a miracle.
Some, myself not included, might construe this as divine intervention. I will hold my judgement until such faith is warranted. But I have to believe there was some voodoo juju in Kevin's saliva. How else can you explain such an upset? You can't. I don't know anyone in the KC area to hock a loogie at the Wizards, so we'll have to do the next best thing. Get out your Kevin Harman doll and start poking it with pins. He deserves it, if for no other reason than his hair. If you don't have one, and I can understand if you don't since they sold out so quickly after the first meeting, you can easily make one. Just grab an old doll and bleach its hair badly, call it Fat Boy and you're done.
Zero points for the bozos
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Sunday, October 4, 2009
Holy freakin' miracles Tribe!
We will be recording a post-game celebratory love-fest later and I will undoubtedly let you know through here.
One thing I need to put in print, GBS, WTF? You cost me 2 points!
Friday, October 2, 2009
Last week's postgame
Anyhow, here it be: all of the shows so far.
And we've already recorded the pre-game for the Columbus match AND introduced a fun new game to play, so all you Tribe who are looking to prove how amazing your foresight is had best send in your predictions if you want to be considered worthy.
Predictions need to include, final score, goal scorers for each side (and if a player is to net more than one, that must also be included). Results will be made on the post-game show.
Good luck.
Seattle bid for the World Cup
http://www.gousabid.com/city/local/SEATTLE-WA
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Where is my cattle prod?
1. Montero scored the goal of the week, no question.
2. The team played a solid first half.
3. Keller would've taken on God-like status had he made either save that resulted in the New England goals, and that's a bit too much to ask.
4. The team did not create a bunch of chances we subsequently squandered and I'd much rather watch us play badly and lose than be the better team and lose or tie.
5. Alonso was flat out righteous in his efforts and only needed everyone else on the Sounders to replicate his work ethic to assure a solid performance (no small task, mind you).
6. Should we continue to perform as we did at New England, we will not make the play-offs and I won't have to worry about attending one or more cold and rainy matches at Qwest.
There is my silver lining. Don't call me a pessimist ever again, you meany-pantses.
Monday, September 28, 2009
Maybe we don't have to win...
With all that said to give us the best seeding we need to keep winning, we still have an outside chance at the top spot in the West even with our recent sad outcomes. We face Houston and can grab a three points from them (right now they are 5 points away from us). At any rate start winning an all this takes care of itself, otherwise we could be out.
BTW - Feddy's amazing goal from the New England game is up for goal of the week, go vote - http://web.mlsnet.com/sights/goal_of_the_week/
Friday, September 25, 2009
New England pregame podcast
As the title suggests, our pre-game for tomorrow's match is available now here: Tribe 131 Sounders Pow Wow. In case you were curious, this podcast features our theme song (getting more moronic with every show).
Let us know what you think.
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Renew is in effect
http://www.soundersfc.com/serenade/
Tribe 131 Sounders Pow Wow Podcast is now up
Please comment here (or there) with suggestions, etc. I have submitted the podcast to iTunes but probably won't get listed there for a week or so.
Here is the link: Tribe 131 Sounders Pow Wow
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
What if the trend continues?
If I simply stop thinking the Sounders are going to break their home scoring slump, then I can't possibly be disappointed when they don't score a goal at Qwest, right? I should simply take solace in their uncanny ability to find the back of the net other places around the league (including 4 goals in two matches at RFK) and root for a 0-0 draw when Dallas comes to town in October, right? I'll just cheer louder for the back four and Mr. Keller in hopes of preventing a goal we certainly can't equalize.
In other news, I should have the link to the Tribe 131 podcast (which now has a name "Tribe 131 Sounders Pow Wow", thanks Troy) posted later this evening, probably very late. With any luck, we'll be recording another podcast after the New England match and I'll be sure to post here when the new shows hit the interwebs.
And one more thing, New England should beat us by three.
Monday, September 21, 2009
Some Chicken and an Egg
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
I got your Chivas right here...
That said, Houston chucked Kei Kamara to the curb. Did anyone else notice the defender Houston traded, what three weeks ago, is now starting for DC United? Julius James had a solid (albeit foul-filled) match against our boys last weekend, proving what I said several posts ago, I likey Mr. James. Had the official at the RFK match not let so much contact (and blatant unfair contact) occur, I imagine Julius would have proven just how good a defender he can be. Instead he just beat our guys up. Well, do what you can get away with, that's the way most of us are coached, right?
I want to have on record, prior to the match on Saturday, I don't think there's any way we can beat Chivas. I am expecting another loss for the Sounders, and more likely than not, it will be so embarrassing, several thousand (perhaps 15k) will leave prior to the final whistle. I, however, will be there until the painful conclusion simply so I can throw leaflets at the team with this website address and simply the words, TOLD YOU SO.
Friday, September 4, 2009
The Trail of Cheers
A portion of the tribe was voluntarily resettled to the east coast this past week. No gub’mint mandated migration this time, though there are some travel tales to tell. Three hookworms latched onto an airline employee to scavenge cheap seats in order to root for the Sounders against DC United in the US Open Cup final.
Dave, Marty and I were led step-by-step by Kelly through a couple of quick flight switches to our nation’s capital. Our departure to Chicago became a trip to Denver and from there we went to Baltimore rather than getting bumped from a trip to Reagan airport. Luckily for us she has both connections (pun intended) and an in-depth knowledge of United’s antiquated software. She took us into a secret bat-cave like room and was able to log into a Commodore 64 to check flight statuses and thus plan our maneuvers.
A couple of flights (first class for some of us) and a train or two found us in Virginia – the jumping off spot for the match. We spent the day sight-seeing and celebrating Dave's birthday. I won’t bore you with too many details, but I have to share this one. Marty wanted to take a photo on the steps on the Supreme Court building holding up the Sounders flag in a mock demonstration. Dave joked that you wouldn’t be able to do that sort of thing in China. You can’t do it here either. The security guard kicked us out and said we had to be on the sidewalk (we would have been fine without the flag by the way). So we tucked out tails and retreated fifteen feet back to where our rights were valid. I asked another tourist to take a shot of all of us with the flag and we talked to him for just a minute. Turns out he WAS from China and was amazed that we didn’t have a freedom of expression at the Supreme Court.
After that we made our way to the Hawk and Dove (not Haggen Daz as I kept hearing) for the first real meal of the day and the first of quite a few beers. These were mystery beers however, as the waitress couldn’t remember what we ordered and what she poured. Two doors down was another bar with a DC United flag and banner so we took a little ribbing from a couple of people walking by. At least they knew to heckle us and not to think we were rooting for XBOX, since we were all wearing jerseys. We then met up with the Emerald City Supporters, along with Chris and his friend Joe, at another bar and started learning the songs between chanting at the odd United fan who wandered our way.
The game was played at RFK which, as far as I can tell, is a toilet for birds. The good people of their front office charged us fifty percent more than the home town fans for the pleasure of sitting across the street from the stadium. That’s not true, if it were I wouldn’t have had to burn my shoes. They stuck us way, way, way up in the top and in the corner. There was plenty, plenty of room for us below. I will give them a small benefit of the doubt in thinking they wanted to separate us in order to avoid conflict amongst the fans. I doubt it. They were probably just sticking the knife in as much as possible. On the plus side, there were two-dollar beers. But they were three levels down and tasted like crap. It was all I could do to drink them. To further insult us they turned the lights off in the restrooms prior to half-time. Undaunted I used it anyway. I may have found the urinal, I don’t know for sure. But that’s OK, a little pee is nothing compared to what was on our seats and, well everywhere you would have wanted to step. It’s a good thing we stand during Sounders’ games because the upper level was caked in guano. It was disgusting. They place obviously hadn’t been cleaned in a good, long while. In addition to the droppings there were plants growing in some of the cracks. I don’t know if they were weeds or trees, but something had taken root and was flourishing. There was a blogger there from the Washington Post and some of us are quoted by him:
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2009/09/sounders_fans_take_on_dc.html
Despite the surroundings the Seattle faithful (about 200 up top with a smattering below) had a great time. Perhaps it was because the team played its’ best game in about a month. During the first half there were four or five chances that could very well have been goals. They did give up a number of fouls about twenty-five yards out, so they were fortunate not to give up a couple as well. So going into the half the Sounders probably should have been leading. Marty and I discussed leading the entire group in a conga line to the other end of the stadium so we could have the Sounders coming at us again. There were plenty of seats available, but we had the feeling the security guards would have squelched that plan. At the half a DC fan with his face painted came up looking to meet and get a
photo with some Seattle fans. The security guard (who was a great guy, I talked to him a couple of times) told the DC fan that he was sorry, but if he didn’t have a ticket for that section he’d have to leave. By the way, our tickets were never checked so we should have bought one for $12. Anyway Marty and I told him we’d go out in the hall and take a couple of photos. He called himself Darth Hooligan and had been written about in the local papers. Funny guy. He carried a toy light saber so Marty used his flag pole for a sword fight picture.
When the Sounders scored the first goal the enthusiasm manifested itself in fully-clad streak. Marty grabbed a flag and started a beer-induced “victory lap” around the upper bowl. Being just as stupid/tipsy, I followed. As we came down the backstretch I looked down to see hundreds of DC fans giving us the double bird. We both returned single-handed salutes in the same vein. Our other hand was holding a flag aloft, and that arm was sore by the time we got back. At the end of the lap the security guard stopped me. He shook my hand and told me that he appreciated our exuberance, but not to do it again. Between wheezes I thanked him and said I wouldn’t be able to, even if I wanted to. Again, he was a good guy. He even told me he was impressed with how much our group got the floor bouncing.
After the match, make that glorious, cup-claiming win, we were told to stay put because we were going to be escorted out en-masse for our own protection. That was thoughtful, but unnecessary. We were yelled at from afar and shown the bird but that’s to be expected. After the cup was given to the team someone spotted the players hanging out in the corner signing autographs. So we sherpa’d our way down off the peak and found our way to the players. Kelly got up close and personal with Freddie Ljungberg, and secured a few signatures. I found a small DC United flag abandoned by a shamed-faced local and claimed it as a war trophy.
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Back from DC with a Cup
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Trade thoughts?
I will not speak for Troy, as he has the ability to add a comment to this particular thread and is more than able to elaborate on his thoughts there. However, I will say the conversation started when Troy suggested we trade Brad Evans as we could get something for him. This didn't just fall from the ether, Troy let me know that Dwayne De Rosario was traded to Toronto FC for Julius James, who has now been traded from Houston to DC United for a third round draft pick in 2012. So essentially Toronto got De Rosario for nothing. I however, found Julius James to be a solid defender and worth significantly more than Houston does. I made this point to Troy at the match vs. Houston at Qwest and again at Starfire. I thought Julius James was underrated and apparently Houston thought quite little of him.
This led to Troy's suggestion of trading Evans. I didn't outright disagree but thought perhaps we should have someone on the field with the speed of Zakuani on the right wing, who could perhaps keep up with Stevie Z and be in the area for crosses originating from the left. Oh wait, said I, we already have Sanna Nyassi. Troy countered with Nyassi's poor crossing to date to which I put forth, perhaps if Sanna was allowed to get more experience in match situations, his touch would become better.
We both agreed, on the ongoing thought we should trade Montero for a forward who has a better work rate. Yes, Montero has scored ten goals this season and for that we are grateful (and humbled). However, when 9 of the 11 men on the Sounders run and fight for the ball on almost every play, it is certainly the one that doesn't who sticks out. (Who is number 10 you ask? Well, depending on the week, Keller could be number 10.)
I say, start Nyassi on the right side, tuck Ljungberg under Jaqua up front and try to get Nyassi ready for next year. Le Toux can sub for Zak, Nyassi or Evans depending on who is getting gassed around the 60 - 65 minute mark.
What say you Tribe on the thoughts of trades?
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Sons of the Mask



I don't know what I was thinking. But there was no way on earth I was going to be able to corral them both for the entire game. Realistically, I hoped to make it to half-time. Lucas, bless him, was as patient as he has EVER been. He had a couple oftussles with Rich and Dave, but they started it and deserved every kidney punch.
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Another reality?
Perhaps it's the water in the Qwest locker rooms. That couldn't be it as New England scored against us last week. Granted, it was a pathetic lil' wank of a shot, but it still went in.
Maybe it's the third place curse? Well, that could be a reasonable argument for both clubs, if we'd been in third place for a good long while now. We've been bouncing up and down the Western Conference standings for a while now.
This brings me back to the water at Qwest. We, the Sounders, can score on the road (2 at LA, one in Houston) but haven't scored a goal at Qwest since July 11 (vs. Houston). Six weeks without a home goal? And not for lack of opportunity. Perhaps we should ask Qwest to let the Sounders have one practice before the match on September 19 vs. Chivas so Sigi can properly instruct the lads on WHERE THE (EXPLETIVE) THE GOAL IS, as it must phase in and out the players realm of existence. And it only happens with the goals at Qwest because we haven't had this problem at Starfire.
And can someone please, please, please let Freddie Ljungberg know he doesn't need to open his mouth every time he realizes the officiating is bafflingly inconsistent. The rest of us don't.
I am going to go sob into my beer now.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
On the horizon, Toronto FC
Why distressed you ask? After last Thursday's match, having successfully exited Qwest Field at 9.15pm, I arrived in my garage at 12.45am. This would be the third such occasion of taking more than three hours to complete an 80 minute drive.
If there is a reason why I would consider not getting season tickets next year, it isn't the officiating so many fans have lined up to scream is biased and poor. Nor is it the lack of finishing from our lads and match results which follow. It would be the lack of a convenient alternative to sitting in traffic to get to and from Qwest. Why spend four and half hours in traffic for ninety minutes of footy? I can get a sixer of Bud Light for the same price as one at Qwest and watch the game in my skivs at home.
Looking at the upcoming Toronto match, we play another team who is as inconsistent as Seattle. Toronto hasn't won two league matches in a row since June 11 and gave Sacha Kljestan his first two goals of the year last week along with having one shot on goal against Chivas. How does this bode for Seattle? Who knows? I am not in the habit of making predictions based on streaks, what if's or gut feelings.
However, as Seattle's last home performance was embarrassing and they should've left Houston with a win instead of a draw (though I am certainly thankful for the point), they may come out with something to prove. I'd be happy if they'd prove they know where the back of the net is. Assuming both Freds are going to start, as well as Marshall in the back, I'd say our chances of getting a much needed victory Saturday stand somewhere in the 75 - 80% range. But as we all know, I love playing the roulette so percentages don't mean much to me.
Friday, August 21, 2009
On the field
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
I am a media whore.
Here are my words of silly.
In other news, I cannot comment on posts on this here site of ours, regardless of how I try, so Troy, to answer your comment on my last post...
When a defender cleared the ball after an attack of any kind and the ball went to an opponent, this was not considered a turnover. This also applied when the keeper punted the ball down field. However, if the keeper kicked the ball straight out of play, I considered this an unforced turnover. Also, if a defender had obvious control of the ball and made a pass which was intercepted by an opponent, this was an unforced turnover.
Monday, August 17, 2009
Playoff picture
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Let's talk turnovers...
I defined an unforced turnover as a PASS that was not completed to a teammate in the defensive or middle third of the field. I also included in the goalkeeper's UFTs, times when the keeper kicked the ball directly out of play after releasing the ball from their hands.
The first half was none too pretty with the Sounders turning the ball over for no apparent reason 21 times, while the Galaxy did the same only 14. The second half was markedly better for both teams with the Sounders tallying 7 and the Galaxy 6.
Leading the Sounders with 4 UFTs each were my loves Leo Gonzalez and James Riley. Naturally, I went into the match fully expecting Vagenas to easily walk away with the most UFTs, but thankfully the homecoming was good to Peter (as well as Beckham's silly studs-up challenge) and he ended the day with only a single miscue.
I know there has been a lot of talk on other sites regarding the officiating across the MLS and as a registered soccer official I have tried to calm the Tribe to the best of my ability in their criticism of the referees. I thought Ricardo Salazar, on the whole, did a fine job. He was more consistent than most of the officials we've seen so far (with the event immediately prior to Marshall's second yellow a possible exception). I agreed with both the send-offs to Beckham and Lewis and definitely the first yellow to Marshall. I wish other officials would have the stones (or perhaps the correct angle) to send-off every player who engages in a studs-up tackle and those who guilty of violent conduct after the play (think the New York game, in New York). Marshall's second, at speed, I agreed completely. The replay made me doubt. But such is the official's burden...to make decisions in real time.
The Sounders FINALLY put together a decent amount of possession (although the Galaxy was a man down for the majority of the match) but I am happy the Sounders were able to keep their cool and stay composed.
Oh, did I mention I love Leo? I do. Really, I do.
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Cash For Clunkers
I did have a thought of buying a different used car. One that I thought would work so well for the tribe and fit perfectly with the Sounders. A Mitsubishi "Fredy" Montero. Genius, right? Of course it is. But, the plan has a few holes. Not least of which is the fact that Kim would never let me trade one gas guzzler for another. Nor would it qualify for the clunker program, even if I were to be willing to purchase a new one. Then there is the fact that the human Montero isn't consistent enough to warrant such a tribute.
He has shown flashes that made me, and others, think that his time in the MLS would be short. If he left then I'd be stuck with a stupid car. But now it looks like he may stick around, I read today that his rights now belong to MLS. My best guess is his Columbian team sold him while they still could. That's good news for the Sounders, I think. Unless he doesn't start playing better, then he will be the clunker and Seattle will have to consider trading him in. Though to be fair, I still think has enough talent to succeed.
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
How shall I question thee?
First, why was Brad Evans playing right back? Given the same situation (Le Toux being injured and no Riley available), my first instinct would've been to put Ianni in the middle and move either Hurtado or Marshall to the right side.
If that wasn't practical (both center backs said, "Hell no!"), put Ianni on the right.
If that wasn't an option, put Tyson Wahl on the right side (or the left and move Gonzalez to the right).
If that wasn't an option, move Keller to the right side and let Boss take over the net.
I don't consider Evans in the back line. Not just because I don't think it's too good an idea but that then leaves an empty space in the midfield, which as we've seen leads us to...
Second, why did Vagenas start in the midfield? I admit I have not been impressed with his play at any time during the season and this game merely cemented my belief that he is not the player we need in the midfield. For argument's sake, let's say I completely lost my senses (or believed that Bob Bradley's choice of Evans in the back line was divine) and I'd agreed to have Evans as my right back (replacing Riley) and now had a spot in midfield to fill.
Sturgis would've been at the top of the list for the vacancy, followed closely by Ianni, Levesque, Nyassi, Fucito and then Walz. Look there, Vagenas never made the list.
In the event we don't make the post-season, I will call this the match that made that horror possible and not the freakish mishap against San Jose.
You have been warned.
Friday, August 7, 2009
The end of an era
Drat.
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Free Food at Arby's
First off, I think the Sounders organization embarrassed itself. I don’t mean the game, you can’t expect much more against the reigning Champions League victors (they even brought their trophies to show off). I noticed that the Spanish flag was not prominently displayed. Neither as a huge one on the field, held next to that of the US and Sounders, nor up on the flagpole at the north end. There may have been one in the mass of poles around the “Hawks Nest” I cannot say for sure. But it was not displayed to be seen. Further, we didn’t play their national anthem. I thought that was rude to say the least.
Barcelona also embarrassed themselves a bit. What were they wearing? Prison garb, safety vest, intra-mural jerseys? They were awful. I appreciate the fact that they advertise for Unicef. I’m sure those jerseys (sorry, kits) do more for the cause than all the trick-or-treaters combined, but still…
What can I say? I notice uniforms and flags. Call me what you will.
The Sounders hung tough through the first half, there was even some hope of going into the break tied nil-nil. Of course that didn’t happen, and we all know why. The home team was jinxed last night. Jinxed by a two-cheeked erstwhile supporter. Seattle was doomed by the fact that one of our number was wearing the other team’s colors. In his ass! Oh, I’ll name names.
Marty – you blew it with your Barca Butt Floss. Prior to kickoff I would have given you the benefit of the doubt, maybe you were thinking that such an ignominious treatment of the Barca colors would cause mayhem among the opponents. Much like a voodoo hex (which I may have to work on). It did cause all kinds of distress among those who were aware of your garment. So maybe your intentions were good, but next time you’ll have to bare yourself to the other team so that they are more fully aware of your taunting cheeks. I would fully support such a run to the field, and would even pass a hat for your bail.
Not all the news from last night was as dark as Marty’s backside. Chihuly lost out on the Golden Scarf to Bill Russell. Leo Gonzalez looked like he could be a pleasant addition to the club. And the Tony Ventrella look-alike in section 132 should be recruited to cross the aisle and join the tribe. He was the one with the terrific tattoo on his forearm.
Jon and I made great time getting to Seattle despite an errand to Redmond, but the traffic was horrendous near the stadium. We still found free parking but had to walk quite a bit further than our usual trek. This time we found a spot near an Arby’s in Seatac. Hungry, we stopped in for a bite. On the way in I mentioned that they have an odd way of pricing. Their roast beef sandwich is about $3, but you can get five for $5. That is crazy in my opinion, unless they are hell bent on promoting obesity. I asked if you had to buy five to get them for a buck apiece, sure enough. Jon was paying (bless him) so he ordered my five and gave away three to a teenager who had gotten there before us. Free food at Arby’s! The kid offered to pay, but Jon took the deposit in the karma bank instead. Clearly he didn’t take the withdrawal at the game, so perhaps he’ll be repaid with good parking next match.
Recruiting

Troy pointed out a fine, young gentleman at the match last night (the one with the tattoo displayed to the right) and much to my chagrin, he sits in Section 132 (the nerve!).
As I am the least friendly of Tribe 131, I hereby nominate Mort to talk to this fellow and convince him to scoot across the aisle and join us.
You'll be able to recognize him, even with long sleeves, as he strongly resembles Tony Ventrella (with a beard).
Don't call it love...yet.
My heart still belongs to Le Toux and Alonso, tugged at by Jaqua and Keller, and James Riley and I are still planning on our illegitimate love child any day now. But Gonzalez may just come along and become the child's god-father. Time will tell.
